|My "awesome" Mother's Day present this year|
"How so?" I ask.
"Because there's Mother's Day or Father's Day, Chanukah, and your birthday. You get three presents a year!"
"Right," I say.
Granted, he did give me a present, a red-glazed vase he made in ceramics class, but that is the only Mother's Day present I seem to be getting this year. But hey, the older kids at least came along to Mother's Day breakfast and that, I know, is present enough.
From his point-of-view, however, I do indeed get three presents a year, and that is pretty awesome.
Happy Mother's Day!